</a> <div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>章</span><span>0</span><span>9</span><span>第</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>了</span><span>錯</span><span>搞</span><span>彆</span><span>可</span><span>你</span><span>，</span><span>誌</span><span>同</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span>？</span><span>房</span><span>廚</span><span>的</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>房</span><span>廚</span><span>的</span><span>我</span><span>是</span><span>就</span><span>這</span><span>於</span><span>等</span><span>，</span><span>媳</span><span>兒</span><span>的</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>是</span><span>我</span><span>，</span><span>房</span><span>廚</span><span>的</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>是</span><span>這</span><span>“</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>哦</span><span>位</span><span>定</span><span>份</span><span>身</span><span>了</span><span>錯</span><span>搞</span><span>要</span><span>不</span><span>可</span><span>，</span><span>人</span><span>的</span><span>飯</span><span>做</span><span>加</span><span>房</span><span>廚</span><span>掃</span><span>打</span><span>來</span><span>是</span><span>過</span><span>不</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>裡</span><span>箱</span><span>冰</span><span>了</span><span>在</span><span>放</span><span>半</span><span>一</span><span>，</span><span>間</span><span>空</span><span>了</span><span>在</span><span>放</span><span>半</span><span>一</span><span>，</span><span>子</span><span>餃</span><span>少</span><span>不</span><span>了</span><span>做</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>？</span><span>我</span><span>起</span><span>不</span><span>瞧</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>赤</span><span>耳</span><span>紅</span><span>麵</span><span>得</span><span>激</span><span>刺</span><span>話</span><span>的</span><span>氣</span><span>客</span><span>不</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span>被</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>。</span><span>份</span><span>身</span><span>的</span><span>你</span><span>和</span><span>份</span><span>身</span><span>的</span><span>我</span><span>你</span><span>訴</span><span>告</span><span>心</span><span>好</span><span>是</span><span>隻</span><span>我</span><span>，</span><span>我</span><span>枉</span><span>冤</span><span>彆</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span>：</span><span>笑</span><span>假</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>長</span><span>方</span><span>日</span><span>來</span><span>，</span><span>耐</span><span>忍</span><span>己</span><span>自</span><span>訴</span><span>告</span><span>再</span><span>一</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>！</span><span>刀</span><span>把</span><span>一</span><span>上</span><span>頭</span><span>字</span><span>忍</span><span>是</span><span>真</span><span>真</span><span>，</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span>的</span><span>薄</span><span>刻</span><span>麼</span><span>這</span><span>對</span><span>麵</span><span>但</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>子</span><span>麵</span><span>分</span><span>幾</span><span>我</span><span>給</span><span>要</span><span>都</span><span>婆</span><span>婆</span><span>你</span><span>！</span><span>子</span><span>份</span><span>一</span><span>的</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>是</span><span>我</span><span>！</span><span>年</span><span>十</span><span>二</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>在</span><span>我</span><span>？</span><span>了</span><span>麼</span><span>怎</span><span>姆</span><span>保</span><span>是</span><span>我</span><span>“</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>？</span><span>西</span><span>東</span><span>麼</span><span>什</span><span>算</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>音</span><span>聲</span><span>了</span><span>低</span><span>壓</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span>，</span><span>完</span><span>說</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>？</span><span>了</span><span>蔥</span><span>棵</span><span>當</span><span>己</span><span>自</span><span>拿</span><span>真</span><span>還</span><span>，</span><span>婦</span><span>媳</span><span>小</span><span>個</span><span>一</span><span>的</span><span>來</span><span>過</span><span>喜</span><span>衝</span><span>過</span><span>不</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>？</span><span>獸</span><span>走</span><span>算</span><span>是</span><span>還</span><span>？</span><span>禽</span><span>飛</span><span>算</span><span>你</span><span>，</span><span>毛</span><span>雞</span><span>插</span><span>蟆</span><span>蛤</span><span>癩</span><span>，</span><span>大</span><span>股</span><span>屁</span><span>比</span><span>臉</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>她</span><span>著</span><span>量</span><span>打</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>有</span><span>沒</span><span>都</span><span>用</span><span>點</span><span>一</span><span>卻</span><span>，</span><span>來</span><span>過</span><span>喜</span><span>衝</span><span>你</span><span>但</span><span>，</span><span>喜</span><span>衝</span><span>了</span><span>為</span><span>是</span><span>你</span><span>娶</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>惡</span><span>凶</span><span>越</span><span>來</span><span>越</span><span>光</span><span>眼</span><span>，</span><span>臉</span><span>一</span><span>了</span><span>懟</span><span>被</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>著</span><span>待</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>在</span><span>思</span><span>意</span><span>好</span><span>還</span><span>哪</span><span>，</span><span>了</span><span>死</span><span>愧</span><span>羞</span><span>要</span><span>都</span><span>，</span><span>你</span><span>是</span><span>果</span><span>如</span><span>我</span><span>，</span><span>來</span><span>過</span><span>醒</span><span>有</span><span>沒</span><span>是</span><span>還</span><span>長</span><span>團</span><span>傅</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>安</span><span>不</span><span>忑</span><span>忐</span><span>得</span><span>過</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>在</span><span>，</span><span>虛</span><span>心</span><span>得</span><span>說</span><span>西</span><span>東</span><span>老</span><span>這</span><span>被</span><span>能</span><span>真</span><span>還</span><span>，</span><span>人</span><span>個</span><span>一</span><span>換</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>？</span><span>多</span><span>麼</span><span>這</span><span>管</span><span>你</span><span>，</span><span>姆</span><span>保</span><span>個</span><span>一</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>聲</span><span>一</span><span>了</span><span>呸</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>？</span><span>淡</span><span>鹹</span><span>嘗</span><span>嘗</span><span>去</span><span>碗</span><span>個</span><span>拿</span><span>要</span><span>都</span><span>你</span><span>，</span><span>過</span><span>路</span><span>家</span><span>你</span><span>從</span><span>車</span><span>糞</span><span>收</span><span>是</span><span>不</span><span>是</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>！</span><span>西</span><span>東</span><span>的</span><span>養</span><span>教</span><span>沒</span><span>個</span><span>這</span><span>你</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>抖</span><span>發</span><span>得</span><span>氣</span><span>，</span><span>青</span><span>鐵</span><span>色</span><span>麵</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>！</span><span>幸</span><span>不</span><span>門</span><span>家</span><span>是</span><span>真</span><span>來</span><span>回</span><span>娶</span><span>你</span><span>把</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>去</span><span>出</span><span>趕</span><span>家</span><span>傅</span><span>從</span><span>人</span><span>被</span><span>麼</span><span>怎</span><span>後</span><span>最</span><span>你</span><span>著</span><span>看</span><span>就</span><span>我</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>”</span><span>！</span><span>去</span><span>出</span><span>趕</span><span>被</span><span>會</span><span>誰</span><span>底</span><span>到</span><span>們</span><span>咱</span><span>！</span><span>吧</span><span>著</span><span>等</span><span>且</span><span>，</span><span>子</span><span>皮</span><span>嘴</span><span>些</span><span>耍</span><span>儘</span><span>“</span><span>，</span><span>聲</span><span>一</span><span>了</span><span>嗤</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span> </span></div></div>

<div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>影</span><span>背</span><span>的</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span>著</span><span>盯</span><span>地</span><span>死</span><span>死</span><span>眼</span><span>的</span><span>沉</span><span>陰</span><span>雙</span><span>一</span><span>，</span><span>齦</span><span>牙</span><span>了</span><span>緊</span><span>咬</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span> </span></div></div></a> <div class="text-container"><div class="indent-reader"></div><div class="reversed-text"><span> </span><span>。</span><span>腳</span><span>手</span><span>麼</span><span>什</span><span>動</span><span>她</span><span>讓</span><span>要</span><span>不</span><span>，</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span>著</span><span>盯</span><span>，</span><span>候</span><span>時</span><span>的</span><span>飯</span><span>做</span><span>琴</span><span>王</span><span>在</span><span>她</span><span>讓</span><span>綰</span><span>江</span><span>怪</span><span>難</span><span>想</span><span>心</span><span>，</span><span>姨</span><span>紅</span><span>的</span><span>劍</span><span>舌</span><span>槍</span><span>唇</span><span>朵</span><span>耳</span><span>一</span><span>了</span><span>聽</span><span>早</span><span>清</span><span>大</span><span> </span></div></div>